No paper? No problem

I just realized something. I used to be a regular newspaper reader but it's been two years since I last picked one up to read it seriously. I don't have a TV either. Then where do I get my news you ask? Well. Theres Twitter and Flipboard and NYT and google reader on my iPad and a chatterbox neighbour at work :)

People

It's funny how people act and react in some situations. For the last few months there have been complaints in our hostel that people's newspapers are being stolen :P
There were a couple of emails on the email group and the matter seemed to have been resolve until this email. Hopefully the newspaper thief will pay heed this time or be prepared for the consequences.

To the person taking my Newspaper,

it has come to my attention that the concept of private property is not one Students living here are familiar with. And that is something i am completely in peace with, everything should be everybody's.
And if you, who keeps taking my newspaper, hold reading a newspaper in such high regard to the point that you would go low enough to steal it, that's also cool. And if you don't have the money to buy your own newspaper, that is also something i can understand. I mean newspapers are an extra expense/luxury for student.
So here is my proposal, take the newspaper in the morning (i don't get up early anyway), read it, enjoy it, take your time, but just drop it off at my place (room 3.6) after you are done (hopefully during the same day). I'll see it as nothing more than a friendly gesture of a neighbor dropping of my newspaper for me, and reading it on the way.

No hard feeling,
Your fellow Trifter

p.s. if i don't get my newspaper delivered to me daily, I WILL hunt you down, and there will be pain in store for you. (I mean it)

It can't be me because I can't even finish reading one page let alone a whole newspaper in German :)